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What's better than a Thompson? http://www.machinegunbooks.com/forums/invboard1_1_2/upload/html/emoticons/laugh.gif

 

1. Sex?

 

 

2. Money?

 

 

3. A house?

 

 

4. Nothing!

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I'll catch hell for this....

but a M240B/G is pretty sweet.

 

If I had to pick from a 1921AC or a M240B or G model..... the FN would be sitting in the den.

 

But I do love my thompsons a lot too http://www.machinegunbooks.com/forums/invboard1_1_2/upload/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif http://www.machinegunbooks.com/forums/invboard1_1_2/upload/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif

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I gotta go with the wild assed 18 year old bimbos with big tatas, holding a Thompson in each arm and whipped cream sex http://www.machinegunbooks.com/forums/invboard1_1_2/upload/html/emoticons/tongue.gif Money would be next, because I could buy a Thompson and a house.

 

What's better gunwise? Stoner 63A Commando. Oooooooh http://www.machinegunbooks.com/forums/invboard1_1_2/upload/html/emoticons/rolleyes.gif I make no apology to the Thompson for that bit of wander lust. The Stoner 63A Commando is my "Holy Grail" and I would gladly give up both of my Thompsons for one.

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A 66 pink Cadillac convertible, 2 swedish ski team blondes, a case of Absolut and one Platinum American Express card/unlimited use = infinity Thompsons!

heh heh,

Zamm

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QUOTE (Zamm @ Nov 19 2003, 11:11 PM)
A 66 pink Cadillac convertible,  2 swedish ski team blondes, a case of Absolut and one Platinum American Express card/unlimited use = infinity Thompsons!
heh heh,
Zamm

Why does this sound like a passage from FEAR & LOATHING ON THE ROAD TO LAS VEGAS, by Hunter S. (irony of ironies) Thompson?

 

A fashionable sporting magazine in New York had taken care of the reservations, along with this huge red Chevy convertible we?d just rented off a lot on the Sunset Strip...and I was, after all, a professional journalist; so I had an obligation to cover the story, for good or ill.

 

The sporting editors had also given me $300 in cash, most of which was already spent on extremely dangerous drugs. The trunk of the car looked like a mobile police narcotics lab. We had two bags of grass, seventy?five pellets of mescaline, five sheets of high?powered blotter acid, a salt shaker half full of cocaine, and a whole galaxy of multi?colored uppers, downers, screamers, laughers and also a quart of tequila, a quart of rum, a case of Budweiser, a pint of raw ether and two dozen amyls.

 

All this had been rounded up the night before, in a frenzy of high?speed driving all over Los Angeles County?from Topanga to Watts, we picked up everything we could get our hands on. Not that we needed all that for the trip, but once you get locked into a serious drug collection, the tendency is to push it as far as you can.

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http://www.machinegunbooks.com/forums/invboard1_1_2/upload/html/emoticons/tongue.gif 3 Thompsons! http://www.machinegunbooks.com/forums/invboard1_1_2/upload/html/emoticons/tongue.gif

 

21AC Colt

 

28 Savage

 

M1

 

They appreciate value and are lower matince than women or cars.

 

http://www.machinegunbooks.com/forums/invboard1_1_2/upload/html/emoticons/blink.gif (good help me if the Better half sees that) http://www.machinegunbooks.com/forums/invboard1_1_2/upload/html/emoticons/blink.gif

 

BB

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I whole heartedly agree with John Jr., before they use one on us....

 

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BAD JOHN JR!BAD CHRIS! GO TO YOUR ROOMS! Don't you know that i would take at least 4 thermo-nuclear weapons to do the job right! 2.3 BILLION of them don't you know! http://www.machinegunbooks.com/forums/invboard1_1_2/upload/html/emoticons/laugh.gif
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Speaking of nukes how about the bumper sticker I had on one of my cars...

"Nuke the unborn gay whales"

That would cover alot.

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StoryforU,

Indeed, it sounds like Hunter "Thompson", because it is basically a statement he made years ago about having a Platinum Amex card wasn't what it used to be.

I belive he said the above was all he needed in life. I added what I would buy with unlimited funds>

Cheerio, Zamm

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A full auto Vickers, with fluted cooling jacket, original WWI jacket cover, dial sight, all mounted on an original colt tripod and 50 acres to shoot it. Gosh wished you never asked this quesiton. I feel like such a Thompson traitor!
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Ralph!

How could you!!??

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Zamm

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Ferrari Daytona Spyder, Ferrari 250 Testarossa, Ferrari 250 GTO, Maserati Spyder, Lamborghini Murcielago, a house just for me and my lover (who looks sorta like Daisy Mae in the old Lil' Abner comics) with an extremely secure armory and a garage to house all of these exotics plus my daily driver (a 2005 Lotus Elise) on four sections of land set up wit a firing range for me to fire my M1 Savage and Ma Deuce. http://www.machinegunbooks.com/forums/invboard1_1_2/upload/html/emoticons/blink.gif
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