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Pumpkins are trying to attack and take over,they must be stopped. Just like the Living Dead, they must be shot!

They even send the old and wrinkled out to attack us!

http://mikesmachineguns.homestead.com/files/towelhead_pumpkins1.jpg

but they met much resistance.....

http://mikesmachineguns.homestead.com/files/towelhead_pumpkins2.jpg

They didn't realize just who and what they were up against. They did have a chance!! We were victorious !! We survived. They didn't, and we took no prisoners!

http://mikesmachineguns.homestead.com/files/towelhead_pumpkins3.jpg

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Great photos, Sir Mike! http://www.machinegunbooks.com/forums/invboard1_1_2/upload/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif http://www.machinegunbooks.com/forums/invboard1_1_2/upload/html/emoticons/smile.gif Did Sir Brickyard survive as well? Are there any videos? War is hell, "ain't it?" http://www.machinegunbooks.com/forums/invboard1_1_2/upload/html/emoticons/blink.gif http://www.machinegunbooks.com/forums/invboard1_1_2/upload/html/emoticons/rolleyes.gif http://www.machinegunbooks.com/forums/invboard1_1_2/upload/html/emoticons/laugh.gif Thanks and Regards, Walter

 

P.S. They truly are evil, aren't they? I'm just glad you boys made it back alive(assuming Sir Brickyard made it). http://www.machinegunbooks.com/forums/invboard1_1_2/upload/html/emoticons/blink.gif http://www.machinegunbooks.com/forums/invboard1_1_2/upload/html/emoticons/unsure.gif http://www.machinegunbooks.com/forums/invboard1_1_2/upload/html/emoticons/ohmy.gif http://www.machinegunbooks.com/forums/invboard1_1_2/upload/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif

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I was emailed this letter off line by one our our lurkers:

 

"Dear Sir,

I wish to complain on the stronglyest possible terms about the previous

entry in this forum about the Tommy gunner who kills pumpkins. Some of

my best friends are gourd heads, and only a FEW of them are deserving of such unethical machinegunning.

 

Yours faithfully,

Brigadier Sir Charles Arthur Strong, Mrs."

 

Geez, there is just no pleasing some people.

 

PS: looks like a lot of fun guys. There's one of those little orange devils sitting on the front porch right now......

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Rust you can reply to your emailer and tell her (go figure it would be a broad) the the 2 savoirs are both Sirs. They have been knighted. There are good gourd heads and then there are bad gourd heads. But you must remember all gourd heads will stick togather when it all comes down to it.See attached photos. Thank you.

That's Sir Full Auto 45

http://mikesmachineguns.homestead.com/files/knight1.jpg

and Sir Brickyard

http://mikesmachineguns.homestead.com/files/knight_2.jpg

 

 

 

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I'm glad to see it is official, Sir Brickyard and Sir Full Auto 45! http://www.machinegunbooks.com/forums/invboard1_1_2/upload/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif http://www.machinegunbooks.com/forums/invboard1_1_2/upload/html/emoticons/blink.gif http://www.machinegunbooks.com/forums/invboard1_1_2/upload/html/emoticons/laugh.gif Hey, if Elton John can be knighted for his performances(no offense intended Sir Elton John)...why not those who defend hearth and home against evil orange invaders?!!! http://www.machinegunbooks.com/forums/invboard1_1_2/upload/html/emoticons/laugh.gif http://www.machinegunbooks.com/forums/invboard1_1_2/upload/html/emoticons/cool.gif
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Yes, as mike has already shared, it was an exciting day for all. Much battle and many rewards thereafter. We knew it would be a great fight so we came loaded for ... pumpkin ...

 

http://www.fototime.com/F46DB6E02F1E2ED/standard.jpg

 

Mike didn't tell about the advance recon who detected the evil critters hiding behind trees. Once seen, one even mooned us !!!

 

http://www.fototime.com/0C80D1EEEC35C4B/standard.jpg

 

While we loaded our drums, everyone was searching for the enemy, even the "big bird" looking dude.

 

http://www.fototime.com/B5090FB3322024D/standard.jpg

http://www.fototime.com/56F659F10DF33F5/standard.jpg

 

By day's end, under the approaching shadows both I and FA45 were formally knighted (I guess it's OK if we knighted each other? - it's the spirit of the thing, right?) and we arose victorious and decorated for our day's adventure.

 

Sir Mike's pasting the video as we speak. I think all will enjoy. http://www.machinegunbooks.com/forums/invboard1_1_2/upload/html/emoticons/wink.gif

 

Everyone have a good week.

 

 

 

 

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Ahh, you got the adult pumpkins! See all of those little white spots sprayed around the area?? Next year there will be many more!!! http://www.machinegunbooks.com/forums/invboard1_1_2/upload/html/emoticons/ohmy.gif
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One thing I love of this hobby, Drums, mag. sticks, detachable stocks, violin cases, but it's the sickness that keeps me here. Thanks guys for keeping us safe from the pumpkin-patrols. If I ever get my Kahr fixed I'll set up a foxhole here.... http://www.machinegunbooks.com/forums/invboard1_1_2/upload/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif Thanks again guys...lol-Adlake
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Sir Brickyard, thanks for the photos. I hope you really punished the one that mooned you!! http://www.machinegunbooks.com/forums/invboard1_1_2/upload/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif http://www.machinegunbooks.com/forums/invboard1_1_2/upload/html/emoticons/laugh.gif http://www.machinegunbooks.com/forums/invboard1_1_2/upload/html/emoticons/blink.gif
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Methinks I smell a rat. It's a hoax! The great pumpkin massacre is a fraud! I see pumpkins, sure, some dead and some living. I see a partially loaded C drum, and boxes of SandB. But what is missing from these fine representations? THOMPSONS? Come on guys, where's the pictures of you all actually doin the nasty gourds in?
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Rust, to paraphrase Oddball (from Kelly's Heroes), 'Have a little faith, baby, have a little faith. Imagine that video will be there and it will. And it's going to be one mother beautiful video!' http://www.machinegunbooks.com/forums/invboard1_1_2/upload/html/emoticons/smile.gif http://www.machinegunbooks.com/forums/invboard1_1_2/upload/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif http://www.machinegunbooks.com/forums/invboard1_1_2/upload/html/emoticons/blink.gif
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On this day of October 19th, many Pumpkins where thusly slewn with out let or hinderance and with wicked abandon by the brave Knights Sir Mike of blast-a-lot and Sir Brickyard of load-a-lot who quite bravely rode into battle and slew and slew many brave pumpkins in the fields of honor to the horror of many in attendance. the cries and din of battle was quite fierce (me thinks that they used magicks to dispach the hords though) the victory was theirs in the end. off to merryment they whent quafing vast quantitys of ale and sweet meats groping wenches and having a smashing time.
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After the pumpkin attack, ya'll need to keep an eye out for their horrid cousins from the southern front : the watermellon http://www.machinegunbooks.com/forums/invboard1_1_2/upload/html/emoticons/ph34r.gif . These viscious creatures use their nephews the tomato as scouts. Because of their small size they are not easily detected. They can only be stopped by short bursts, but beware they charge when they are wounded http://www.machinegunbooks.com/forums/invboard1_1_2/upload/html/emoticons/blink.gif. I am glad the world is much safer through the brave deeds of Sir Brickyard and Sir Mike. Keep up the excellent shooting, both with the Tommys and the camera.

 

Your faithful (in my mind) squire,

Scott

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http://www.machinegunbooks.com/forums/invboard1_1_2/upload/html/emoticons/wink.gif Very good video!

 

 

http://www.machinegunbooks.com/forums/invboard1_1_2/upload/html/emoticons/laugh.gif Very dead pumpkins!

 

Norm

 

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This just in from the International Press Association, "Another vicious and unprovoked guerrilla assault by the terrorist 'Mad Pumpkin Faction', in a long and bloody war for the hearts and minds of the residents of Earth, was bravely repulsed by the valiant and trusted knights, Sir Full Auto 45 and Sir Brickyard. These pumpkins truly are desperate, suicidal even. Sir Brickyard and Sir Full Auto 45 are members of the famous anti-terrorist order of knights called, Smashing Pumpkins. In their grim battle for freedom, from the pumpkins who would enslave the Earth, these determined men carry on day and night to protect all citizens of this world. At this time we have unconfirmed reports that the 'Mad Pumpkin Faction' are desperately seeking ways and means to infiltrate, through ingenious disguises, the U.S. government and military at the highest levels, even as they are massing just outside many major U.S. cities. Word has it that their major all-out assault will begin about 4:00 P.M. on October 31st. With solid, incorruptible and valiant knights such as Sir Full Auto 45 and Sir Brickyard, the world still has a chance. This news network does not normally endorse violence, however, if you feel you have the right stuff, the Smashing Pumpkins are still looking for a few good men and, even women(desperate times call for desperate measures). These men are obviously still artists with the Thompson. More on this breaking story as reports become available." http://www.machinegunbooks.com/forums/invboard1_1_2/upload/html/emoticons/ph34r.gif http://www.machinegunbooks.com/forums/invboard1_1_2/upload/html/emoticons/blink.gif http://www.machinegunbooks.com/forums/invboard1_1_2/upload/html/emoticons/unsure.gif http://www.machinegunbooks.com/forums/invboard1_1_2/upload/html/emoticons/laugh.gif
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