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[Bob]

(Glinda)
Come out, come out wherever you are
And meet the young lady who fell from a star
She fell from the sky, she fell very far
And Kansas she says is the name of the star

(Thompsonkins)
Kansas she says is the name of the star

(Glinda)
She brings you good news, or haven't you heard
When she fell out of Kansas a miracle occurred

(Dorothy)
It really was no miracle
What happened was just this:
The wind began to switch the house to pitch
And suddenly the hinges started to unhitch
Just then the witch, to satisfy an itch
Went flying on his broomstick thumbing for a hitch

(Thompson Man)
And oh what happened then was rich

(Thompsonkins)
The house began to pitch, the kitchen took a slitch
It landed on the wicked hardrede in the middle of a ditch
Which was not a healthy situation for the wicked snitch

The house began to pitch, the kitchen took a slitch
It landed on the wicked hardrede in the middle of a ditch
Which was not a healthy situation for the wicked snitch
Who began to twitch, and was reduced to just a stitch
Of what was once the wicked hardrede

(Thompsonkin 1)
We thank you very sweetly for doing it so neatly

(Thompsonkin 2)
You've killed him so completely
That we thank you very sweetly

(Glinda)
Let the joyous news be spread
The wicked, old snitch at last is dead

(Thompsonkins)
Ding-dong the snitchs' dead
Which old snitch? The wicked snitch!
Ding-dong the wicked snitch is dead
Wake up you sleepyhead
Rub your eyes, get out of bed
Wake up the wicked snitch is dead
He's gone where the goblins go
Below - below - below
Yo-ho, let's open up and sing and ring the bells out
Ding Dong' the merry-oh, sing it high, sing it low
Let them know the Wicked snitch is dead

(Mayor)
As mayor of the Thompsonkin City
In the county of the land of Oz
I welcome you most regally

(Judge)
But we've got to verify it legally
To see...

(Mayor)
To see...

(Judge)
If he...

(Mayor)
If he...

(Judge)
Is morally, ethically

(Thompsonkin 1)
Spiritually, physically

(Thompsonkin 2)
Positively, absolutely

(Thompsonkin Men)
Undeniably and reliably dead

(Coroner)
As Coroner , I thoroughly examined him
And he's not only merely dead
He's really most sincerely dead

(Mayor)
Then this is a day of independence for all the Thompsonkins
And their descendants
Yes, let the joyous news be spread
The wicked old snitch at last is dead

(Thompsonkins)
Ding-dong the snitch is dead
Which old snitch? The wicked snitch
Ding-dong the wicked snitch is dead
Wake up you sleepyhead
Rub your eyes, get out of bed
Wake up the wicked snitch is dead
He's gone where the goblins go
Below - below - below
Yo-ho, let's open up and sing and ring the bells out
Ding Dong' the merry-oh, sing it high, sing it low
Let them know the Wicked snitch is dead

[Mike Hammer]

Bob, your killing me. I laughed so hard I nearly wet myself.

Mike Hammer

[Roland, Headless Thompson Gunner]

Don't you mean the "wicked snitch"?