DougStump Posted April 1, 2016 Report Share Posted April 1, 2016 So you’ve been out to the range with your Lewis gun. After dumping a few pans your Lewis is a little hot under the collar. Too hot to pack up and take home. What to do? Just reach into your spares box for your Lewis-Cool-A-Matic. Stick it in the front of the barrel jack and turn it on. Your Lewis will feel a refreshing blast of cool air and in no time it’s ready to pack up and take home. http://i56.photobucket.com/albums/g182/dougstump/IMG_20160330_183115430_zpslbtgann8.jpghttp://i56.photobucket.com/albums/g182/dougstump/IMG_20160330_183212875_zpsicorvryz.jpghttp://i56.photobucket.com/albums/g182/dougstump/IMG_20160330_183226108_zpsciicxjcu.jpg What? You don’t have a Lewis-Cool-A-Matic? What would you expect to pay for such a remarkable device? $100? $50? Order yours today for the low low price of $9.99 (plus $10,000 non-refundable shipping and handling fee). And if you order within the next five minutes we’ll screw up your credit card! Order yours now! Call 1-MyLewisIsTooDamnHot. Actually it’s just a 2” PVC glue on coupling, a plastic funnel, and a battery powered fan. And lots of JB Weld. Cut the funnel so the PVC will just fit inside & glue inside and outside with JB Weld. Then JB Weld the funnel to the fan. Just remember to remove it before firing…… Any resemblance to a real TV infomercial is greatly appreciated. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shadycon Posted April 1, 2016 Report Share Posted April 1, 2016 Does it come with a Lewis gun or is that extra? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DougStump Posted April 1, 2016 Author Report Share Posted April 1, 2016 Sorry, the Lewis Gun is listed as an optional accessory. Currently out of stock. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shadycon Posted April 1, 2016 Report Share Posted April 1, 2016 That Bites!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jim c 351 Posted April 1, 2016 Report Share Posted April 1, 2016 Doug,I thought the gun was supposed to provide its own air flow as it fired.If Col. Lewis saw your post he would be very upset, altho he may forgive you once he realized it was April 1st.Jim C Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DougStump Posted April 1, 2016 Author Report Share Posted April 1, 2016 Now the commercial was the April Fools joke. The cooling fan is real & does a good job bringing the Lewis fever down. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grasshopper Posted April 2, 2016 Report Share Posted April 2, 2016 Love the commercial. Great idea for the cooler btw. Grasshopper Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nfacol Posted April 4, 2016 Report Share Posted April 4, 2016 ...and the spokes-model is this guy screaming "My Lewis is too damn hot!"http://images.bwbx.io/cms/2013-12-09/1209_mcmillan_630x420.jpg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nfacol Posted April 4, 2016 Report Share Posted April 4, 2016 Gotta love the craftsmanship on that JB-Weld weld line! It looks like a snake belly after it's been run over by a few trucks. (Thanks for the laugh. That is a classic.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DougStump Posted April 4, 2016 Author Report Share Posted April 4, 2016 I didn't realize JB was that runny! The important thing is it works. I'll bet I won't have the only one in captivity for long. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
21 smoker Posted June 6, 2016 Report Share Posted June 6, 2016 Do you have to remove the blower before shooting?.. Ha... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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