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http://www.machinegunbooks.com/forums/invboard1_1_2/upload/html/emoticons/wink.gif It might help if some of the Lurkers watched the invasion of the pod people again, I have been helping compost pumkins for quite some time, and a XXX stick does quite well out of my Uncles M1. All we use my W/H and the L drum for is cleaning up a few stray chunks. There is always a deal on pumkins the day after halloween, mostly you can have them if you take them....

 

http://www.machinegunbooks.com/forums/invboard1_1_2/upload/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif Keep up the good work, just hurry up and get the video done so we can see the L empty and the oringe menace splatter.

 

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Mike and Brickyard,

 

You guys are too much! Great video with lots of interesting camera angles and closeups. Mike, you're getting pretty good at editing those video tapes. Hope to see some more soon.

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Sir Knights,

Thanks much for destroying the evil pumpkins that were thrown through so many windshields in our neighborhood. Our neighbors will feel avenged! http://www.machinegunbooks.com/forums/invboard1_1_2/upload/html/emoticons/laugh.gif

 

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OH man !!! Look what appeared in the yard across the street from me this morning !!! They know where I live. Damn.

 

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It's horrendous!! http://www.machinegunbooks.com/forums/invboard1_1_2/upload/html/emoticons/ohmy.gif The hideous Pumpkins seem to be everywhere. I saw them by the hundreds, in farmer's fields, roadside markets, even being wheeled into school by the cart load, today! http://www.machinegunbooks.com/forums/invboard1_1_2/upload/html/emoticons/unsure.gif http://www.machinegunbooks.com/forums/invboard1_1_2/upload/html/emoticons/blink.gif It is reminiscent of, Invasion of the Bodysnatchers. http://www.machinegunbooks.com/forums/invboard1_1_2/upload/html/emoticons/ohmy.gif http://www.machinegunbooks.com/forums/invboard1_1_2/upload/html/emoticons/blink.gif Now, I return home and they are on the internet. Hellllllllllllllp!!! They must all die; There is no other viable solution!!! http://www.machinegunbooks.com/forums/invboard1_1_2/upload/html/emoticons/mad.gif http://www.machinegunbooks.com/forums/invboard1_1_2/upload/html/emoticons/cool.gif

 

P.S. About ten years ago, while helping a friend remodel a house, I stupidly parked my car by the side of the country road (to allow easy access to the driveway). Later that evening, one of the evil orange bastards entered my vehicle through the rear window. It created a modern art masterpiece mosaic of orange skin, yellow flesh, white seeds and window glass throughout my beautiful Oldsmobile Cutlass Supreme. http://www.machinegunbooks.com/forums/invboard1_1_2/upload/html/emoticons/sad.gif http://www.machinegunbooks.com/forums/invboard1_1_2/upload/html/emoticons/blink.gif The nearest I can figure it-they were either thrown from a rapidly moving vehicle by errant youths, or it was a kamikaze attack launched from the back of a 'pumpkin truck' by the evil flame-eyed devils!! (This is a true story-no embellishment-and all kidding aside, it was shocking to find this, as I planned to return home). I spoke with the local County Sheriff's Deputies, who told me there was little they could do without an eyewitness or fingerprints-neither the evil pumpkins, nor the likely local juvenile delinquents left any!! http://www.machinegunbooks.com/forums/invboard1_1_2/upload/html/emoticons/sad.gif http://www.machinegunbooks.com/forums/invboard1_1_2/upload/html/emoticons/ohmy.gif http://www.machinegunbooks.com/forums/invboard1_1_2/upload/html/emoticons/mad.gif http://www.machinegunbooks.com/forums/invboard1_1_2/upload/html/emoticons/blink.gif When I opened the front driver's side door at dusk, I could not quite believe my eyes; It looked like something had exploded inside the passenger compartment. It was surreal in the extreme. http://www.machinegunbooks.com/forums/invboard1_1_2/upload/html/emoticons/blink.gif http://www.machinegunbooks.com/forums/invboard1_1_2/upload/html/emoticons/unsure.gif http://www.machinegunbooks.com/forums/invboard1_1_2/upload/html/emoticons/ohmy.gif I didn't need a Tommygun or a real cutlass to slay the malevolent orange freaks: they self-destructed into a 'zillion' pieces!

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Well guys, they've escalated the situation. This was in the front yard this morning. They've resorted to......taunting.

 

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"This one is for your mother! And if you think you got a nasty taunting this time, you ain't seen nothing yet, daffy English k nnnnigits. Plhhhhffff phhhllllfffff!" http://www.machinegunbooks.com/forums/invboard1_1_2/upload/html/emoticons/laugh.gif

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Is that a straw thong? http://www.machinegunbooks.com/forums/invboard1_1_2/upload/html/emoticons/blink.gif http://www.machinegunbooks.com/forums/invboard1_1_2/upload/html/emoticons/rolleyes.gif http://www.machinegunbooks.com/forums/invboard1_1_2/upload/html/emoticons/laugh.gif It could set a new trend in pumpkin fashion!! http://www.machinegunbooks.com/forums/invboard1_1_2/upload/html/emoticons/tongue.gif http://www.machinegunbooks.com/forums/invboard1_1_2/upload/html/emoticons/cool.gif
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200lb pumpkin! oooooooh! That gives me a shakey trigger finger! Give me the address, give me the address! http://www.machinegunbooks.com/forums/invboard1_1_2/upload/html/emoticons/ph34r.gif
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Waffen:

 

I'm sure your HR guru is cool, many are. However, I find it so funny that if you had sent that to somone who didn't appreciate the humor, .... well, need I say more...

 

Again, great pica nd yes, it came at exactly the right moment! Have a great day!

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I would never circulate something like this at work. http://www.machinegunbooks.com/forums/invboard1_1_2/upload/html/emoticons/ohmy.gif She only sent it to her boss and me (another department head) who she knows she can joke with (with the warning "this is offensive if you are a scarecrow or pumpkin"). I figured these boards were safe and the pumkin subject matter was appropriate http://www.machinegunbooks.com/forums/invboard1_1_2/upload/html/emoticons/tongue.gif http://www.machinegunbooks.com/forums/invboard1_1_2/upload/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif http://www.machinegunbooks.com/forums/invboard1_1_2/upload/html/emoticons/laugh.gif
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