Cia Joke

[mp40]

The CIA had an opening for an assassin.

 

After all the background check, interviews, and testing were done, there

were three finalists. Two men and a woman. For the final test, the CIA

agents took one of the men to a large metal door and handed him a gun.

 

"We must know that you will follow your instructions, no matter

what the circumstances. Inside this room, you will find your wife

sitting in a chair. Kill Her!!!" The man said, "You can't be serious.

I could never shoot my wife." The agent said, "Then you're not the

right man for this job. Take your wife and go home."

 

The second man was given the same instructions. He took the gun

and went into the room. All was quiet for about five minutes. Then the

man came out with tears in his eyes. "I tried, but I can't kill my wife."

The agent said, "You don't have what it takes. Take your wife and go

home."

 

Finally, it was the woman's turn. She was given the same

instructions, to kill her husband. She took the gun and went into the

room. Shots were heard, one shot after another. They heard screaming,

crashing, banging on the walls. After a few minutes, all was quiet.

The door opened slowly and there stood the woman. She wiped the sweat

from her brow. "This gun is loaded with blanks", she said. "I had to

beat him to death with the chair."

 

Moral of the story: Women are evil. Don't mess with them. http://www.machinegunbooks.com/forums/invboard1_1_2/upload/html/emoticons/laugh.gif

[Walter63a]

That is one great joke, MP40. http://www.machinegunbooks.com/forums/invboard1_1_2/upload/html/emoticons/smile.gif http://www.machinegunbooks.com/forums/invboard1_1_2/upload/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif http://www.machinegunbooks.com/forums/invboard1_1_2/upload/html/emoticons/laugh.gif http://www.machinegunbooks.com/forums/invboard1_1_2/upload/html/emoticons/laugh.gif http://www.machinegunbooks.com/forums/invboard1_1_2/upload/html/emoticons/laugh.gif

[Arthur Fliegenheimer]

I'm sure that will be Scott Petterson's defense.

[John Jr]

Scott Peterson has no defense, this country (mostly women) has already lynched him.

 

One must ask, why did this particular case come to light like this?

 

He is guilty.

 

Did he do it? Who cares, the media was his jury. Guilty or not he did it.

 

 

 

 

[mp40]

true very true! gota love the media! twisted freaks that they are...