The1930sRust Posted August 16, 2003 Report Share Posted August 16, 2003 I had some free time on my hands today and between speeders, rewrote this Weird Al tune... I had no idea what this song was until after I heard Al's version; some of your kids may know the tune http://www.machinegunbooks.com/forums/invboard1_1_2/upload/html/emoticons/wink.gif (I Bought It On) eBay! A song after the Backstreet Boys "I want it that way", (with apologies to Weird Al)....... Yeah........ A used extractor A rare disconnector A Cutts All Grade 'A' I bought on eBay My safe is full of This crap It shows up In bubble wrap most everyday What I bought on eBay Tell me why (I need another butt stock) Tell me why (I need another Blish lock) Tell me why (I bid on G. Golls old toupee) They had it on eBay I'll buy your mag catch Just check my feedback "A++!" they all say They love me on eBay Gonna buy a broken old bamboo cane That was owned by Oscar Payne From some guy I never met in Norway Found him on eBay I am the kind who is liable to snipe you With 2 seconds left to go Whoa! Got PayPal or VISA Whatever'll please ya As long as I've got the dough... I'll buy your sear springs Sell me your bolts please I'll buy (and buy and buy....) Hey! I'm highest bidder! Stuff keeps arriving in the box Most of it old G.I. suplus Hey! This is such a great day I bought it on eBay Wanna buy (that rocker pivot new old stock) Wanna buy (that old '28 transport box) Wanna buy (a '21 trigger frame) They have it on eBay Wanna buy that 'I love Eickoff' poster And John T. Thompson's toaster Don't know why this kind of stuff I horde away Bought it on eBay-y-y-y-y-yyyyyyy.............. Sorry http://www.machinegunbooks.com/forums/invboard1_1_2/upload/html/emoticons/rolleyes.gif Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mp40 Posted August 16, 2003 Report Share Posted August 16, 2003 UUUUUH....Chris....wayy too much time on your hands!!!! it is pretty good though!! yes, weird al is pretty awesome! sick, twisted, but awesome just the same! http://www.machinegunbooks.com/forums/invboard1_1_2/upload/html/emoticons/laugh.gif Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sgt Posted August 16, 2003 Report Share Posted August 16, 2003 http://www.machinegunbooks.com/forums/invboard1_1_2/upload/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif Ahhhhhhhhaahhhhaaa--snort-ahhhhaaa!!! http://www.machinegunbooks.com/forums/invboard1_1_2/upload/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif http://www.machinegunbooks.com/forums/invboard1_1_2/upload/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The1930sRust Posted August 16, 2003 Author Report Share Posted August 16, 2003 Hey, at least I didn't rework a DEVO tune into a Swiffer commercial! (Da da da da dum, you must swiffit!) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grey Crow Posted August 16, 2003 Report Share Posted August 16, 2003 Muahahaha, I love it! Chris, you really do have far to much time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bisley45 Posted August 16, 2003 Report Share Posted August 16, 2003 Yes Chris you have too much time on your hands, but thanks for not reworking a Winger tune. Wierd Al never had a go at Evil-bay butwould aprove I do belive.... BB Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TommyGunner Posted August 16, 2003 Report Share Posted August 16, 2003 I think it may be time to take Chris out back and put him down! http://www.machinegunbooks.com/forums/invboard1_1_2/upload/html/emoticons/laugh.gif Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sgt Posted August 16, 2003 Report Share Posted August 16, 2003 By the way, Chris, keep your day job. hee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NDLawyer Posted August 16, 2003 Report Share Posted August 16, 2003 Chris: That was the second best thing to ever come from a Backstreet boys song. The first being Al's original. Sadly, both are probably closer to truth than fiction. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Walter63a Posted August 16, 2003 Report Share Posted August 16, 2003 Chris and Nick, maybe we could get Weird Al into a studio, with band and a few Thompsons on a separate track, to create our own official board jingle. http://www.machinegunbooks.com/forums/invboard1_1_2/upload/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif http://www.machinegunbooks.com/forums/invboard1_1_2/upload/html/emoticons/rolleyes.gif http://www.machinegunbooks.com/forums/invboard1_1_2/upload/html/emoticons/laugh.gif Regards, Walter Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NDLawyer Posted August 17, 2003 Report Share Posted August 17, 2003 Chris: Now if you would only re-write the lyrics to "If I Had a Million Dollars" by the Barenaked Ladies. Lot of fun to be had with that song. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The1930sRust Posted August 17, 2003 Author Report Share Posted August 17, 2003 You'll have to settle for this ditty. (Sorry, Paul!) "My Thompson is a pretty nice gun And boy she has a lot to say. My Thompson is a pretty nice gun And she changes from day to day. My wife says sell her and to buy a new car But I'd have to get a belly full of wine. My Thompson is a pretty nice gun Someday day I'm gonna buy one more, oh yeah Someday I'm gonna buy one more.... The End. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zamm Posted August 17, 2003 Report Share Posted August 17, 2003 Chris, Exactly when is it that you sleep?!! Hee hee!!! Zamm Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
full auto 45 Posted August 17, 2003 Report Share Posted August 17, 2003 What scares me Chris is that you know a "Backstreet Boys" song and tune.....I'm startin to worry 'bout you. Oh by the way, I was in Winchester,Ky this week-end blastin' away at some targets! Pictures coming soon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The1930sRust Posted August 18, 2003 Author Report Share Posted August 18, 2003 Whoa! Now hold on there Mike! You need to read the original post. I am only familiar with the far superior Weird Al version. Sheesh! What kind of maxizoomdweebie do you take me for? http://www.machinegunbooks.com/forums/invboard1_1_2/upload/html/emoticons/cool.gif What's the Winchester connection? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
full auto 45 Posted August 18, 2003 Report Share Posted August 18, 2003 If you heard it through Weird Al, that's ok. I didn't catch that on the original post. And I still say "Ebay SUCKS the big one, Ebay suck! Ebay sucks! Ebay sucks the big one!" ( to the Buffett tune " math sucks!") A scuba diving buddy of mine bought a macro tube off of Evil Bay.It had a hairline fracture and it flooded his camera and even thought the guy says it worked fine, he wouldn't even refund his $$$! Man was he pissed off! A buddy of mine has a 300 acre farm there. Rolling hills & valleys. Great backstops! I run down there when the Mrs. will let me out of sight. It's only 215 miles from door to door. I may have to ride the Harley there! If you get a report of a guy on a Harley with a machinegun on his back, it's me. http://www.machinegunbooks.com/forums/invboard1_1_2/upload/html/emoticons/laugh.gif Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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