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I had some free time on my hands today and between speeders, rewrote this Weird Al tune... I had no idea what this song was until after I heard Al's version; some of your kids may know the tune http://www.machinegunbooks.com/forums/invboard1_1_2/upload/html/emoticons/wink.gif

 

 

(I Bought It On) eBay!

 

A song after the Backstreet Boys "I want it that way",

(with apologies to Weird Al).......

 

Yeah........

A used extractor

A rare disconnector

A Cutts

All Grade 'A'

I bought on eBay

 

My safe is full of

This crap

It shows up

In bubble wrap most everyday

What I bought on eBay

 

Tell me why (I need another butt stock)

Tell me why (I need another Blish lock)

Tell me why (I bid on G. Golls old toupee)

They had it on eBay

 

I'll buy your mag catch

Just check my feedback

"A++!" they all say

They love me on eBay

 

Gonna buy a broken old bamboo cane

That was owned by Oscar Payne

From some guy I never met in Norway

Found him on eBay

 

I am the kind who is liable to snipe you

With 2 seconds left to go

Whoa!

Got PayPal or VISA

Whatever'll please ya

As long as I've got the dough...

 

I'll buy your sear springs

Sell me your bolts please

I'll buy (and buy and buy....)

Hey!

I'm highest bidder!

 

Stuff keeps arriving in the box

Most of it old G.I. suplus

Hey!

This is such a great day

I bought it on eBay

 

Wanna buy (that rocker pivot new old stock)

Wanna buy (that old '28 transport box)

Wanna buy (a '21 trigger frame)

They have it on eBay

 

Wanna buy that 'I love Eickoff' poster

And John T. Thompson's toaster

Don't know why this kind of stuff I horde away

Bought it on eBay-y-y-y-y-yyyyyyy..............

 

 

Sorry http://www.machinegunbooks.com/forums/invboard1_1_2/upload/html/emoticons/rolleyes.gif

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UUUUUH....Chris....wayy too much time on your hands!!!! it is pretty good though!! yes, weird al is pretty awesome! sick, twisted, but awesome just the same! http://www.machinegunbooks.com/forums/invboard1_1_2/upload/html/emoticons/laugh.gif
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http://www.machinegunbooks.com/forums/invboard1_1_2/upload/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif Ahhhhhhhhaahhhhaaa--snort-ahhhhaaa!!! http://www.machinegunbooks.com/forums/invboard1_1_2/upload/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif http://www.machinegunbooks.com/forums/invboard1_1_2/upload/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif
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Hey, at least I didn't rework a DEVO tune into a Swiffer commercial! (Da da da da dum, you must swiffit!)
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Yes Chris you have too much time on your hands, but thanks for not reworking a Winger tune. Wierd Al never had a go at Evil-bay butwould aprove I do belive....

 

BB

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By the way, Chris, keep your day job. hee
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Chris:

 

That was the second best thing to ever come from a Backstreet boys song. The first being Al's original. Sadly, both are probably closer to truth than fiction.

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Chris and Nick, maybe we could get Weird Al into a studio, with band and a few Thompsons on a separate track, to create our own official board jingle. http://www.machinegunbooks.com/forums/invboard1_1_2/upload/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif http://www.machinegunbooks.com/forums/invboard1_1_2/upload/html/emoticons/rolleyes.gif http://www.machinegunbooks.com/forums/invboard1_1_2/upload/html/emoticons/laugh.gif Regards, Walter
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Chris:

 

Now if you would only re-write the lyrics to "If I Had a Million Dollars" by the Barenaked Ladies. Lot of fun to be had with that song.

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You'll have to settle for this ditty. (Sorry, Paul!)

 

"My Thompson is a pretty nice gun

And boy she has a lot to say.

 

My Thompson is a pretty nice gun

And she changes from day to day.

 

My wife says sell her and to buy a new car

But I'd have to get a belly full of wine.

 

My Thompson is a pretty nice gun

Someday day I'm gonna buy one more, oh yeah

Someday I'm gonna buy one more....

 

The End.

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Chris,

Exactly when is it that you sleep?!!

Hee hee!!!

Zamm

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What scares me Chris is that you know a "Backstreet Boys" song and tune.....I'm startin to worry 'bout you.

Oh by the way, I was in Winchester,Ky this week-end blastin' away at some targets! Pictures coming soon.

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Whoa! Now hold on there Mike! You need to read the original post. I am only familiar with the far superior Weird Al version. Sheesh! What kind of maxizoomdweebie do you take me for? http://www.machinegunbooks.com/forums/invboard1_1_2/upload/html/emoticons/cool.gif

 

What's the Winchester connection?

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If you heard it through Weird Al, that's ok. I didn't catch that on the original post. And I still say "Ebay SUCKS the big one, Ebay suck! Ebay sucks! Ebay sucks the big one!" ( to the Buffett tune " math sucks!") A scuba diving buddy of mine bought a macro tube off of Evil Bay.It had a hairline fracture and it flooded his camera and even thought the guy says it worked fine, he wouldn't even refund his $$$! Man was he pissed off!

A buddy of mine has a 300 acre farm there. Rolling hills & valleys. Great backstops! I run down there when the Mrs. will let me out of sight. It's only 215 miles from door to door. I may have to ride the Harley there!

If you get a report of a guy on a Harley with a machinegun on his back, it's me. http://www.machinegunbooks.com/forums/invboard1_1_2/upload/html/emoticons/laugh.gif

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