33 replies to this topic

[Jay Baker]

What kind of mental giant is interested in Barney at the age of 14?

[Walter63a]

Hi Mike,

As most of the guys have already said, each in their own way, I say, "don't sweat it." I know that you and many of the members here enjoy the irreverent humor of Rob Lewis on Stickdeath.com. I particularly like his contact/ complaint department page. On that page below, click on the blue "complaint dept. box" (it says click) to get an idea you may be able to use on your site.

http://www.stickdeath.com/contact.htm

Very best, Walter

[Nick Iannamico]

How in the hell did I miss this one? That is the funniest thing I've ever read in my entire life, besides my paycheck last week.

You're only reply needs to be a BIG FUCK YOU to her! People like her need to get a life, last time I checked killing Barney was applauded! And if her son is so smart, send him the Barney doll and tell him to put it back together!

[full auto 45]

I did a little change on the site. If you go to the site and then click the barney video, it now read's

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Warning Must be over 18 to view this page. Warning! Graphic depiction of violence in a parody. Parents, you must be responsible for the actions of your children. You and you alone will be held accountable for the trauma caused by any and all viewing's on this page. If you do not comply with this ability, you must live with the consequences. Content Disclaimer Parents are solely responsible for the supervision of minors accessing the Internet. You agree that mike'smachineguns.com is not responsible for the content or materials posted in the mike'smachineguns.com, and has no obligation to monitor or regulate content and materials posted by you or other users. Parents are responsible for the actions and content viewed by any child under the age of 18 years old. If you cannot or will not comply with such actions and are not responsible enough to guard your child from such, mike'smachineguns.com is not liable for any trauma or mental actions caused by viewing any video or photo on mikesmachineguns.com. Thank you, Mike

And you can still click to see the video. This person is pissing me off. I wish she lived close by, I'd dump a hugh dino pile of shit in her yard. With a toy beheaded Barney on top!

[john]

BWAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAA!!!!

This is funny!

My son has an old Barney doll that he loved when he was younger (MUCH younger!) and now he wants to make a video of the Purple critter with a blindfold and cigarette, tied to a stake and done up right with a full drum!!

I suppose in light of this kookie bitches response to you, Mike, I'd probablu call it the execution of "Barmey" thereby circumventing the copyrighted name. There is mo law preventing someone from disposing of a Barney doll anyway they choose. Even making a video for the internet!

It is art!! (and it IS FUNNY!!!)

john

PS - this lady would probably be furious if her son found out that the dinosaur was a two pack-a-day smoker, too!!

[amafrank]

Geez mike, I feel left out. I never even knew you had a kill barney video....
Frank

[full auto 45]

Frank my man, that's because you missed the last two shoots for that little car thing you do! We need to do a good shoot this fall.

[Z3BigDaddy]

The Daily Kitty?? Fookin highlarious.....

[full auto 45]

Z- I couldn't pass that one up!

[Sgt]

Too bad politicians and administrators couldn't be that plain spoken.

[Waffen Und Bier]

One of my coworkers was able to get the 6 foot tall cardboard Barney from the local movie theatre when that movie came out. He and some other coworkers took it out to the range and shot it full of holes. He keeps it in his garage next to his loading bench. His niece came to visit one day. Upon seeing all the wholes in Barney, she asked what happened to it. My coworker's quick thinking wife told the niece that some mean people must have done that while it was at the movie theatre. You should not shield children from the ugly things in life, it sets them up for dissillusionment and dissappointment.

We were at the range one day shooting (including machineguns). One of the whiney soccer moms, who had kids practicing at a field near our range, called the police station to bitch about us shooting. "They aren't supposed to be shooting when have kids out there on the practice fields," she whines. Nevermind the fact that the range backstop is 180 degrees and several hundred feet away from the fields and there are no rules or ordinances against shooting when children are on the fields. The officer in charge called me to tell me about the complaint and said he told her that we were shooting in the opposite direction and there was nothing preventing us from shooting. I told him he should have told her that you should expose children to automatic weapons fire at an early age, lest they grow up to be pussies.

[full auto 45]

I haven't heard back from miss bitch this week. Maybe the Steven Hawkins child went on to bigger and better things. Or he's looking at dailykitten.com

[Sgt]

I am personally offended by the stick figure site. Oh, when will the carnage end for this down trodden group of ficticious line characters!

[full auto 45]

After carefull thought over the week-end, I added another Barney video. This one doesn't involve a Thompson, but it's short and to the point. Enjoy.

The Execution