Bob Posted September 21, 2005 Report Share Posted September 21, 2005 (Glinda) Come out, come out wherever you are And meet the young lady who fell from a star She fell from the sky, she fell very far And Kansas she says is the name of the star (Thompsonkins) Kansas she says is the name of the star (Glinda) She brings you good news, or haven't you heard When she fell out of Kansas a miracle occurred (Dorothy) It really was no miracle What happened was just this: The wind began to switch the house to pitch And suddenly the hinges started to unhitch Just then the witch, to satisfy an itch Went flying on his broomstick thumbing for a hitch (Thompson Man) And oh what happened then was rich (Thompsonkins) The house began to pitch, the kitchen took a slitch It landed on the wicked hardrede in the middle of a ditch Which was not a healthy situation for the wicked snitch The house began to pitch, the kitchen took a slitch It landed on the wicked hardrede in the middle of a ditch Which was not a healthy situation for the wicked snitch Who began to twitch, and was reduced to just a stitch Of what was once the wicked hardrede (Thompsonkin 1) We thank you very sweetly for doing it so neatly (Thompsonkin 2) You've killed him so completely That we thank you very sweetly (Glinda) Let the joyous news be spread The wicked, old snitch at last is dead (Thompsonkins) Ding-dong the snitchs' dead Which old snitch? The wicked snitch! Ding-dong the wicked snitch is dead Wake up you sleepyhead Rub your eyes, get out of bed Wake up the wicked snitch is dead He's gone where the goblins go Below - below - below Yo-ho, let's open up and sing and ring the bells out Ding Dong' the merry-oh, sing it high, sing it low Let them know the Wicked snitch is dead (Mayor) As mayor of the Thompsonkin City In the county of the land of Oz I welcome you most regally (Judge) But we've got to verify it legally To see... (Mayor) To see... (Judge) If he... (Mayor) If he... (Judge) Is morally, ethically (Thompsonkin 1) Spiritually, physically (Thompsonkin 2) Positively, absolutely (Thompsonkin Men) Undeniably and reliably dead (Coroner) As Coroner , I thoroughly examined him And he's not only merely dead He's really most sincerely dead (Mayor) Then this is a day of independence for all the Thompsonkins And their descendants Yes, let the joyous news be spread The wicked old snitch at last is dead (Thompsonkins) Ding-dong the snitch is dead Which old snitch? The wicked snitch Ding-dong the wicked snitch is dead Wake up you sleepyhead Rub your eyes, get out of bed Wake up the wicked snitch is dead He's gone where the goblins go Below - below - below Yo-ho, let's open up and sing and ring the bells out Ding Dong' the merry-oh, sing it high, sing it low Let them know the Wicked snitch is dead Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Hammer Posted September 21, 2005 Report Share Posted September 21, 2005 Bob, your killing me. I laughed so hard I nearly wet myself. http://www.machinegunbooks.com/forums/invboard1_1_2/upload/html/emoticons/laugh.gif http://www.machinegunbooks.com/forums/invboard1_1_2/upload/html/emoticons/laugh.gif http://www.machinegunbooks.com/forums/invboard1_1_2/upload/html/emoticons/laugh.gif Mike Hammer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roland, Headless Thompson Gunner Posted September 21, 2005 Report Share Posted September 21, 2005 Don't you mean the "wicked snitch"? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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