1. Sex?
2. Money?
3. A house?
4. Nothing!
Better Than A Thompson?
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, Nov 19 2003 09:37 PM
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Posted 19 November 2003 - 09:37 PM
What's better than a Thompson?
1. Sex?
2. Money?
3. A house?
4. Nothing!
1. Sex?
2. Money?
3. A house?
4. Nothing!
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Posted 19 November 2003 - 09:43 PM
a full auto thompson 
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no, really buying my first is house is my current number one.
......no, really buying my first is house is my current number one.
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Posted 19 November 2003 - 09:43 PM
Two Thompsons
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Posted 19 November 2003 - 09:48 PM
Having some land to shoot it on. My next project! Oh and a free country to do that in. 
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Posted 19 November 2003 - 10:01 PM
I'll catch hell for this....
but a M240B/G is pretty sweet.
If I had to pick from a 1921AC or a M240B or G model..... the FN would be sitting in the den.
But I do love my thompsons a lot too
but a M240B/G is pretty sweet.
If I had to pick from a 1921AC or a M240B or G model..... the FN would be sitting in the den.
But I do love my thompsons a lot too
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Posted 19 November 2003 - 10:19 PM
I gotta go with the wild assed 18 year old bimbos with big tatas, holding a Thompson in each arm and whipped cream sex 
Money would be next, because I could buy a Thompson and a house.
What's better gunwise? Stoner 63A Commando. Oooooooh
I make no apology to the Thompson for that bit of wander lust. The Stoner 63A Commando is my "Holy Grail" and I would gladly give up both of my Thompsons for one.
Money would be next, because I could buy a Thompson and a house. What's better gunwise? Stoner 63A Commando. Oooooooh
I make no apology to the Thompson for that bit of wander lust. The Stoner 63A Commando is my "Holy Grail" and I would gladly give up both of my Thompsons for one.
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Posted 19 November 2003 - 11:01 PM
1) 1966 version of Ursula Andress
2) A Colt Monitor, or 1919 Colt B.A.R. Commercial
3) MG42 and Quad .50 MG setup with land attached to one's home to shoot it on
4)Grand Sport Corvette, or original prototype Mako Shark II
5) A custome built chopper by Jesse James, or The Tuttles
2) A Colt Monitor, or 1919 Colt B.A.R. Commercial
3) MG42 and Quad .50 MG setup with land attached to one's home to shoot it on
4)Grand Sport Corvette, or original prototype Mako Shark II
5) A custome built chopper by Jesse James, or The Tuttles
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Posted 19 November 2003 - 11:11 PM
A 66 pink Cadillac convertible, 2 swedish ski team blondes, a case of Absolut and one Platinum American Express card/unlimited use = infinity Thompsons!
heh heh,
Zamm
heh heh,
Zamm
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Posted 20 November 2003 - 07:22 AM
| QUOTE (Zamm @ Nov 19 2003, 11:11 PM) |
| A 66 pink Cadillac convertible, 2 swedish ski team blondes, a case of Absolut and one Platinum American Express card/unlimited use = infinity Thompsons! heh heh, Zamm |
Why does this sound like a passage from FEAR & LOATHING ON THE ROAD TO LAS VEGAS, by Hunter S. (irony of ironies) Thompson?
A fashionable sporting magazine in New York had taken care of the reservations, along with this huge red Chevy convertible we?d just rented off a lot on the Sunset Strip...and I was, after all, a professional journalist; so I had an obligation to cover the story, for good or ill.
The sporting editors had also given me $300 in cash, most of which was already spent on extremely dangerous drugs. The trunk of the car looked like a mobile police narcotics lab. We had two bags of grass, seventy?five pellets of mescaline, five sheets of high?powered blotter acid, a salt shaker half full of cocaine, and a whole galaxy of multi?colored uppers, downers, screamers, laughers and also a quart of tequila, a quart of rum, a case of Budweiser, a pint of raw ether and two dozen amyls.
All this had been rounded up the night before, in a frenzy of high?speed driving all over Los Angeles County?from Topanga to Watts, we picked up everything we could get our hands on. Not that we needed all that for the trip, but once you get locked into a serious drug collection, the tendency is to push it as far as you can.
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Posted 20 November 2003 - 09:02 AM
Well, I was going to say "two Thompsons" but Jim beat me to it. Can I up the ante? If so, I'll say "two Thompsons, and C drum (and a lifetime supply of ammo?)"
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Posted 20 November 2003 - 10:28 AM
3 Thompsons! 21AC Colt
28 Savage
M1
They appreciate value and are lower matince than women or cars.
(good help me if the Better half sees that) BB
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Posted 20 November 2003 - 01:28 PM
A nuclear bomb to drop on the arabs and end this terrorisim.
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Posted 20 November 2003 - 03:45 PM
I whole heartedly agree with John Jr., before they use one on us....
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Posted 20 November 2003 - 07:33 PM
Full repeal of the NFA and the 1986 bans.......
Then I'd have to think some more!
Then I'd have to think some more!
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Posted 20 November 2003 - 08:11 PM
BAD JOHN JR!BAD CHRIS! GO TO YOUR ROOMS! Don't you know that i would take at least 4 thermo-nuclear weapons to do the job right! 2.3 BILLION of them don't you know!
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Posted 20 November 2003 - 08:24 PM
LOL. GOING TO ROOM! (the gun room)
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Posted 20 November 2003 - 09:53 PM
Speaking of nukes how about the bumper sticker I had on one of my cars...
"Nuke the unborn gay whales"
That would cover alot.
"Nuke the unborn gay whales"
That would cover alot.
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Posted 20 November 2003 - 10:25 PM
StoryforU,
Indeed, it sounds like Hunter "Thompson", because it is basically a statement he made years ago about having a Platinum Amex card wasn't what it used to be.
I belive he said the above was all he needed in life. I added what I would buy with unlimited funds>
Cheerio, Zamm
Indeed, it sounds like Hunter "Thompson", because it is basically a statement he made years ago about having a Platinum Amex card wasn't what it used to be.
I belive he said the above was all he needed in life. I added what I would buy with unlimited funds>
Cheerio, Zamm
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Posted 20 November 2003 - 11:56 PM
A full auto Vickers, with fluted cooling jacket, original WWI jacket cover, dial sight, all mounted on an original colt tripod and 50 acres to shoot it. Gosh wished you never asked this quesiton. I feel like such a Thompson traitor!
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Posted 21 November 2003 - 12:12 AM
Ralph!
How could you!!??
Zamm
How could you!!??
Zamm
