George W. Bush

[LIONHART]

Found this on another site. Thought I'd pass it around.

 

One night, George W. Bush is tossing restlessly in his White House bed. He awakens

to see George Washington standing by him. Bush asks him, "George, what's the best thing I can do to help the country?"

 

"Set an honest and honorable example, just as I did," Washington advises, then fades away.

 

The next night, Bush is astir again, and sees the ghost of Thomas Jefferson moving through the darkened bedroom. Bush calls out, "Tom, please! What is the best thing I could do to help the country?"

 

"Respect the Constitution, like I did," Jefferson advises, and dims from sight.

 

The third night sleep is still not in the cards for Bush. He awakes to see the ghost of F.D.R hovering over his bed. Bush whispers, "Franklin, what is the best thing I could do to help the country?"

 

"Help the people, just like I did," FDR replies and fades into the mists.

 

Bush isn't sleeping well the fourth night when he sees another figure moving in the shadows. It is Abraham Lincoln's ghost. "Abe, what is the best thing I can do right now, to help the country?" Bush pleads.

 

Abe replies, "Go see a play".

 

 

 

 

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[Walter63a]

Well, as far as I'm concerned, he can forego the play as long as he lets the 1994 crime that became law, known as the 1994 Crime Bill, sunset! http://www.machinegunbooks.com/forums/invboard1_1_2/upload/html/emoticons/laugh.gif http://www.machinegunbooks.com/forums/invboard1_1_2/upload/html/emoticons/blink.gif http://www.machinegunbooks.com/forums/invboard1_1_2/upload/html/emoticons/laugh.gif http://www.machinegunbooks.com/forums/invboard1_1_2/upload/html/emoticons/ohmy.gif http://www.machinegunbooks.com/forums/invboard1_1_2/upload/html/emoticons/laugh.gif http://www.machinegunbooks.com/forums/invboard1_1_2/upload/html/emoticons/laugh.gif http://www.machinegunbooks.com/forums/invboard1_1_2/upload/html/emoticons/laugh.gif

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How about this one:> > > > > > The Pope is visiting DC and President Bush takes him

> > > > > > out for an afternoon on the Potomac... sailing on the

> > > > > > presidential yacht, the Sequoia. They're admiring the sights

when,

> > all

> > > > of

> > > > > a

> > > > > > sudden, the Pope's hat (zucchetto) blows off his head and out

into

> > the

> > > > > > water. Secret service guys start to launch a boat, but Bush

waves

> > them

> > > > > off,

> > > > > > saying

> > > > > > "Wait, wait. I'll take care of this. Don't worry."

> > > > > > Bush then steps off the yacht onto the surface of the water and

> > walks

> > > > out

> > > > > to

> > > > > > the Holy Father's little hat, bends over and picks it up, then

> walks

> > > > back

> > > > > > across the water to the yacht and climbs aboard. He hands the

hat

> to

> > > the

> > > > > > Pope amid

> > > > > > stunned silence. The next morning the topic of conversation

among

> > > > > Democrats on

> > > > > > the Hill, CBS News NBC News, ABC News, the New York Times,

> > > > > > Hollywood celebrities, and in France and Germany is:

> > > > > >

> > > > > > "Bush Can't Swim."