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#1 hawksnest

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Posted 29 April 2004 - 08:44 AM

Handgun vs. Wife. Top 10 reasons why a hangun is better than a wife.

#10- You can trade an old 44 for a new 22.

#9- You can keep one hangun at home and have another for when you're on the road.

#8- If you admire a friend's hangun and tell him so, he will probably let you try it out a few times.

#7- Your primary handgun doesn't mind if you keep another handgun for a backup.

#6- Your handgun will stay with you even if you run out of ammo.

#5- A handgun dosen't take up much closet space.

#4- Handguns function normally every day of the month.

#3- A handgun doesn't ask "Do these new grips make me look fat?".

#2- A handgun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it.

And the number one way a handgun is better than a wife:

#1- You can buy a silencer for a handgun!



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#2 Walter63a

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Posted 29 April 2004 - 08:51 AM

Hawksnest, I'm giggling (ROFLFAO) the way Tic-Tac was when he was waiting for Tom to whack Bernie Birnbaum, in Miller's Crossing. biggrin.gif laugh.gif cool.gif Regards, Walter
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Posted 29 April 2004 - 09:06 AM

So funny, yet so true! laugh.gif

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#4 full auto 45

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Posted 29 April 2004 - 10:59 AM

Now that's funny stuff.
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Posted 29 April 2004 - 11:58 AM

MGFTN!
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Posted 29 April 2004 - 12:37 PM

do you have any insertion problem's???or is it the really big 50 cal express???wink!!


my ole 1911,still cook's....................but it can't bake worth a krappppp!!!

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Posted 29 April 2004 - 12:49 PM

I'm not sure but I think you can go to jail for that kind of talk. Also, handguns don't cry in the dark, without a good reason. Of course, I don't know this first hand, but have been told by a friend of mine. lol
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Posted 29 April 2004 - 12:56 PM

Hawksnest,

I love this list, though my wife doesn't think too much of it. One small correction to reason 10 - I think it is supposed to be:

10. You can trade an old 44 for a two new 22's.

Thanks for sharing.

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Posted 29 April 2004 - 08:34 PM

#8- If you admire a friend's hangun and tell him so, he will probably let you try it out a few times. tongue.gif tongue.gif tongue.gif


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Posted 30 April 2004 - 10:43 AM

You forgot the disclaimer don't open while wife is in same room; the whap to the back of the head blocked off the laughter for a few seconds.

Good list, but some old 44's are worth a slew of .22's; ie S&W Tripple lock.... I think better half is in mood to trade me for one right now....

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Posted 30 April 2004 - 04:20 PM

Did you guys think to let your wives start a thread in rebuttal? That would be worth a few laughs.
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#12 hawksnest

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Posted 30 April 2004 - 04:32 PM

Sgt: Rebuttal? What the H... are you thinkin? God help us if women ever get the right to vote.
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Posted 30 April 2004 - 04:53 PM

laugh.gif laugh.gif laugh.gif
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#14 Sgt

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Posted 30 April 2004 - 09:06 PM

LOL, you guys are killing me!
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#15 Walter63a

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Posted 30 April 2004 - 09:37 PM

What if they invade this board like a massive rebel army? blink.gif Head for the hills boys, and don't forget the Thompsons!!! ohmy.gif unsure.gif cool.gif
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Posted 30 April 2004 - 10:48 PM

For most people, it would be easy to deny to the wife that the post is not theirs.

Unfortunately, my wife would be able to figure out which post was mine since I am probably the Jim from Florida (JimFromFL) on the board. cool.gif
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Posted 01 May 2004 - 10:17 AM

I got a Thompson subgun for my wife.

Boy, did I make a great trade!

(With apologies to the late Henny Youngman).
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Posted 01 May 2004 - 05:37 PM

QUOTE (SecondAmend @ May 1 2004, 10:17 AM)
I got a Thompson subgun for my wife.

Boy, did I make a great trade!

(With apologies to the late Henny Youngman).

Actually, not sure if there are enough Thompsons for me to trade me wife. cool.gif
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